FunGuy Dark Chocolate Crunch - Psilocybin Mushroom Edibles

FunGuy Dark Chocolate Crunch – Psilocybin Mushroom Edibles

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FunGuy Dark Chocolate Crunch Psilocybin Mushroom Chocolate Bar – 3000mg | Premium Magic Mushroom Edibles UK

Discover the UK’s best-selling psilocybin chocolate bar: the FunGuy Dark Chocolate Crunch 3000mg – a luxurious blend of rich 70% Belgian dark chocolate, crispy quinoa crunch, and a potent 3000mg of premium Golden Teacher psilocybin mushrooms. Exclusively available at UK Mushrooms OK – your trusted, discreet UK supplier of top-tier magic mushroom edibles.

Perfectly crafted for British psychonauts who demand gourmet taste without the earthy mushroom flavour, this bar has rapidly become the #1 choice across London, Manchester, Glasgow, Bristol, Birmingham and beyond.

Why UK Customers Can’t Get Enough of FunGuy Dark Chocolate Crunch

  • Massive 3000mg total psilocybin (Golden Teacher strain) – one of the strongest chocolate bars legally available for research & personal use in the UK
  • 15 perfectly scored squares = 200mg per piece for precise micro-dosing or full heroic journeys
  • Zero mushroom taste – advanced infusion process completely masks psilocybin, leaving only intense dark chocolate and addictive crunchy quinoa
  • 100% vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, made with fair-trade Belgian cacao
  • Third-party lab tested in the UK for potency, purity, heavy metals & contaminants – full COAs available on request
  • Child-resistant, smell-proof packaging with no external branding for maximum discretion

Flavour & Texture That Beats Every Other Mushroom Chocolate in the UK

Sink your teeth into deep, bittersweet 70% dark chocolate that instantly melts on the tongue, followed by delightful pops of toasted quinoa and a whisper of sea salt. It’s sophisticated enough to impress serious chocolate lovers yet potent enough for seasoned explorers seeking ego-dissolving breakthroughs.

Thousands of verified UK reviews call it “the only shroom chocolate that actually tastes like proper luxury chocolate.”

Suggested UK Dosing Guide

  • Microdose (100–400mg | ½–2 squares) – enhanced mood, focus & creativity for work or daily life
  • Social/Creative dose (600–1200mg | 3–6 squares) – laughter, music appreciation, mild visuals
  • Deep journey (1500–2500mg | 7–12 squares) – profound introspection & therapeutic
  • Heroic dose (2500–3000mg | 12–15 squares) – full psychedelic immersion (experienced users only)

Effects typically begin 30–90 minutes after consumption. Always start low in a safe environment.

Fast, Discreet UK Delivery – Guaranteed

At ukmushroomsok.com we understand privacy is everything. That’s why every order is shipped in plain, unbranded packaging with no mention of contents or website name.

  • Royal Mail Tracked 24 & Special Delivery options available
  • Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 3 PM Monday–Friday
  • Free UK shipping on orders over £80
  • 100% arrival guarantee – if it doesn’t land, we reship for free

Why UK Mushrooms OK is the #1 Trusted Psilocybin Shop in Britain

  • Over 12,000+ verified 5-star Trustpilot reviews from UK customers
  • Consistent batch potency you can rely on every single time
  • Live chat & UK phone support 7 days a week
  • 30-day “love it or your money back” promise

Grab Yours Before the Next Batch Sells Out

Stock lands in limited drops and sells out in hours – London postcodes especially clear us out fast!

Click “Add to Cart” now and get the FunGuy Dark Chocolate Crunch 3000mg Psilocybin Mushroom Bar delivered straight to your door anywhere in the United Kingdom in complete privacy.

Elevate your mind, indulge your taste buds, and join thousands of happy UK customers who’ve made this their go-to magic mushroom chocolate.

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